Marriage

A wife tells her husband while watching a Mexican TV series: “Look, how much he loves her…” “Yes. But do you know how much he’s being paid for that?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of two. “ Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing with happiness and kissing … Read more

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

A wedding night confession. Husband: “Before we married, I slept with many prostitutes, “ Wife:” I knew I met you before. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

A man is driving with his wife at his side and his mother-in-law in the backseat. The women just won’t leave him alone. His mother-in-law says, “You’re driving too fast!” His wife says, “Stay more to the left. “ After ten mixed orders, the man turns to his wife and asks, “Who’s driving this car … Read more

Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes. Then Alex said, “I’ve made one great discovery. I now know how to always have the last word. “ “Wow!” said Logan, “How did you manage that?” “It’s easy, “replied Alex. “My last word is always ‘Yes, Dear. … Read more

The wife bought a new see through nighty, wore it without any underclothes and came swinging before the husband. Aroused husband says, “You look so beautiful and sexy my darling. “ The wife says, “I know that, I tried it the same way at the store and the salesman was the first one to tell … Read more

A chat between men. “Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market, … Read more

Husband takes the wife to a disco. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says: “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down. “ Husband says: “It looks like he’s … Read more

Mr. Johnson’s wife of 50 years suggested they take a cruise: “We could go somewhere for a week, and make wild love like we did when we were young. “ He thought it over and agreed. He went to the pharmacy and bought a bottle of seasick pills and a tube of lubricant. Upon returning … Read more