Marriage

Waiter: “How do you like your steak, sir?” Sir: “Like winning an argument with my wife. “ Waiter: “Rare it is. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. “How wonderful! But I hope you don’t mind me asking what happened to your first husband?” “He ate poisonous mushrooms and died. “ “Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?” “He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died. “ “Oh, … Read more

Wife: “Give me some money. I want to buy a bra. “ Husband: “Why? You have nothing to put in it!” Wife: “You wear shorts!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Husband knocks on the door at midnight. Wife: “Go back where you came from!” Husband: “Open the door or I throw myself in the swimming pool!” Wife: “Go ahead and kill yourself, do you think I care? So the husband stands near the dark part of the gate and waits for 2 minutes, takes a … Read more

A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom’s best friend takes him aside and asks what’s wrong. “Well, “replies the man, “when we finished making love on the first night, I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking. “ “Oh, you shouldn’t worry about that too much, … Read more

Two brooms are getting married. Before the ceremony, the bride broom says to the groom broom, “I think I’m going to have a whisk. “ The groom broom says, “How can that be possible? We haven’t even swept together!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister. “What are you doing?” he asks. “Warming up your dinner. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

John asked his wife why she married him. Wife: “Because you are funny. “ John: “I thought it was because I was good in bed?” Wife: “You see? You’re hilarious. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

A man came home, screeching his car into the driveway, and ran into the house. He slammed the door and shouted excitedly, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!” The wife said, “Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?” “Doesn’t matter, “he said, “just as long as you’re out … Read more

Wife to husband: “My mother says I should never have married you. She says you’re effeminate. “ Husband: “Compared to her everyone is. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.