Man comes home to his wife and says to her: “With the new pair of glasses, you look like sh. t. “ “But I don’t have a new pair of glasses… “she replies. “But, I do. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A nun gets on a bus that’s empty except for the driver. She says “I’m going to die soon but I want to have sex before I die. Problem is I must remain a virgin so it has to be in the ass. I can’t commit adultery, so the man must be single. Can you … Read more
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive’s wife stopped by his office. When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap. Without hesitating, he dictated, “… and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair. “ This … Read more
A young guy goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The guy says, “Yeah. I was a salesman before. “ Well, the boss liked the boy and gave him the job. “You start tomorrow. “I’ll come down after we … Read more
A man goes to see a wizard and says “Can you lift a curse that was put on me 30 years ago ?” “Maybe, “says the wizard, “If you can remember the exact words of the curse ?” The man replies without hesitation “I pronounce you man and wife … “ This joke is included … Read more
“Honey, “said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper. “ “What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!” “I know all that. “ “Then why did you invite a friend for … Read more
Drinking all night at a bar a man stumbles to the restroom to throw up. He doesn’t make it in time and pukes all over the front of his shirt. As the drunk returned to the bar the bartender asked: “What the hell happened?” The drunk is very upset explaining to the bartender: “My wife’s … Read more
Two men are having a drink together. One says, ‘I had sex with my wife before we were married. What about you?’ ‘I don’t know,’ says the other. ‘What was her maiden name?’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A king wants his daughter to have a husband so he puts up a flier. The first guy comes and the king puts green glitter on his daughter’s private part. The next morning the king checks the guy’s private part and there’s green glitter all over it. More and more guys come along and the … Read more