Husband and wife are having a conversation. Wife: “Since we got married, we don’t go out anymore and we never go eat at nice restaurants. You are not romantic anymore. You never say sweet things to me anymore. “ Husband: “Oh Darling, don’t look too much into it. You know I still love you. But … Read more
A husband died. A few weeks later the wife died. As she got to heaven she saw her husband. She ran up to him with tears in her eyes. “Darling, how I’ve missed you!” The husband extends his arms stopping her from embracing him and says, “Whoa there woman, the contract was until death!” This … Read more
An 80-year-old gentleman was being interviewed on his 60 years of marriage. “Is there one big difference in your marriage today compared to when you were first married?” asked the interviewer. “Well, “said the man after pondering for a moment, “it now takes me all night to do what I used to do all night. … Read more
Wife’s diary:” We had plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping all day with my friends. Later he was acting weird. I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late. He was silent at the restaurant too and didn’t eat much. While going to bed, … Read more
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer. “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it if you’d … Read more
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add ‘e’ at the end of a word: “I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her. . !” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer, “the man began, “I can explain. “ “Just be quiet, “snapped the officer. I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back. “ “But, officer, I just wanted to say…” “And I said to keep … Read more
“What did you buy your husband for his birthday?” “Well, knowing he wanted a journal, I bought him one that was locked since he’s so particular about his notes. “ “And surely you bought something for yourself too?” “Oh, of course! I made myself a duplicate key. “ This joke is included in the Black … Read more
Husband: “Call 911 quickly, I think I’m having a heart attack!” The wife picked up his cell phone to call. She said, “Give me your password!” Husband: “Never mind, I’m feeling much better now. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.