A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter asks him if he’s done any good. The man says no. So St. Peter asks the man to give an account of his bravery. The man says, “I was refereeing a match in London between England and Germany. The score was 0-0 and there was … Read more
A lady went into a bar in Austin and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she’d ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned and said, “Shore is, little lady! Why don’t … Read more
A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect. “ “Really, “answered the neighbor. “What kind is it?” “Twelve thirty. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Tony: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt. James: That’s what I’m afraid of! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offense. “You can take your choice, private – one month’s restriction or twenty day’s pay, “said the officer. “All right, sir, “said the bright soldier, “I’ll take the money. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses. “ The woman answered, “Well, I have contacts. “ The policeman replied “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
An FBI agent was interviewing a bank teller after the bank had been robbed 3 times by the same bandit: “Did you notice anything special about the man?” asks the agent. “Yes, “replied the teller. “He was better dressed each time. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere in Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken. He examines it, and reveals that a technician must be called. But the chief has only $4, and no credit card. So he gathers some wood, makes a fire and signals his tribe with its smoke: “Hey, send somebody to … Read more
A motorist gets caught in an automated speed trap that photographs his car. He later receives a ticket in the mail for $40 with a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sends the police department a photograph of $40. A few days later, he gets a letter from the police department with a … Read more