A state trooper pulls over a car for speeding and the female driver says “I guess you want to sell me some tickets to the Trooper’s Ball?” The trooper responded, “Troopers don’t have balls, ma’am. “ After he realized what he said, he simply walked back to his car and drove away. This joke is … Read more
Englishman, Scottishman and Irishman selling bibles door to door, they have a bet who will sell the most in a day. They meet up at the end of day and an Englishman has sold 2, a Scottsman has sold 3, but the Irishman who had a terrible stutter says “Iiii sssold ssssixty. “ The other … Read more
A man walks into a New York City bank and says he wants to borrow $2,000 for three weeks. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has. The man says “I’ve got a Rolls Royce — keep it until the loan is paid off — here are the keys. “ The loan … Read more
A manufacturing plant was in full swing one day. The company’s massive machine was humming along, taking in the raw materials at one end and churning out the finished product at the other. All of a sudden, the machine stopped and ground to a halt. Workers climbed all over it like ants to get it … Read more
Three robbers break into a bank, but when they open the safe, they find only boxes. One robber opens a box and finds cups full of yogurt. “We didn’t find any money, but we got something to eat, “he tells his partners. They eat their fill and leave. The next morning’s newspaper headline reads, “World’s … Read more
A Rolls Royce pulls up to an expensive restaurant. A sheik emerges, followed by a harem of women and a rooster. After ordering for himself and his harem, the sheik requests a basket of apples for the rooster. The rooster proceeds to eat three baskets of apples. The waiter asks the sheik about the voracious … Read more
A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment “Rent For … Read more
Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises “Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!” The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide … Read more
There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spent it. The first one went out and got a total makeover with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, … Read more