A man asks his mute friend what he wants in a woman. The mute friend points to his head. His friend says, “Yes, intelligence is important. “ Then, the mute friend rubs his thumb on the palm of his hand. His friend nods and says, “Certainly a woman with money would be nice. “ Then, … Read more
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they … Read more
During the soccer match little Johnny sits in the front row. His friend asks:”How did you get tickets?” “From my brother, “responded Johnny. “And where is your brother?” “At home. Looking for his ticket. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. “How much do you want for the mower?” asked the preacher. “I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle, “said the little boy. After a … Read more
After a long time two friends met, happy to see each other. One of them, chewing on something big, asked his friend how he was and what was new in his life. After the friend told his story, he asked the same question to the friend who was chewing something. “So, what’s up man?” “It’s … Read more
Two lovers fall on hard times and decide to rob a bank together. The first lover plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second lover in great detail. The robbery begins. The first lover drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to the other lover, “I want … Read more
One night, a horny old geezer decides to get himself a hooker. Since the man doesn’t have much money, he looks for the cheapest whore in the nearest Red Light District. A short while later, he finds what he’s looking for and spends $10 for oral sex and intercourse. The next morning, the old geezer … Read more
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood. “ “How much do you get paid for giving blood?” “About $20. “ “Wow, “says the man, “I’m going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100. “The woman angrily … Read more
A little old lady entered the main branch of a large downtown bank with a large grocery bag in her arms. She told the teller that she wanted to open an account to make a substantial deposit, in excess of $200,000. Further, she said that since such a large sum was involved, she would deal … Read more