A professor told dirty jokes in class and the women wanted to protest it. So they decided that the next time that the professor starts with these kinds of jokes they will all leave the class as a protest. Somehow the professor heard about the plan. In the next lecture, in the beginning of the … Read more
Naughty boy draws a penis on a black board. Lady teacher rubs it off. Next day he draws a bigger one and writes: “Remember the more you rub the bigger it gets!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A Japanese student: “Master Aykodo, why do Europeans think we look all the same?” The master replied: “I’m not master Aykodo. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up to read his. It began, “My daddy fell in a well last week. “ “Good Lord!” the teacher exclaimed. “Is he Ok?” “He must be, “said Little Johnny. “He stopped calling … Read more
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he … Read more
Little Johnny came home after school: “Daddy, I have a bad grade in English language. “ “Why?” asked his father. “Well, the teacher asked us the following question: “Mary entered the forest with John and came out of the forest with Mike. What is Mary?” “How come what Mary is? A whore, of course, “said … Read more
A rabbit went to a fortune-teller. “What do you see in my future?” asked the rabbit. “Very soon, “replied the fortune-teller, “you will meet a pretty young girl who will want to know everything about you. “ “That’s great!” said the rabbit, hopping up and down. “But when will I meet her?” “Next week in … Read more
The Teacher asked Little Johnny, “How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?” Little Johnny replied, “Simply don’t bite any. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Little Johnny’s teacher said, “Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister’s. “ Did you copy hers?, she asked. Johnny replied, “No, teacher, it’s the same dog!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you? Kids: Meat! Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you? Kids: Bacon! Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you? Kid: Homework! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.