A student burst into his professor’s office and said, “Professor Steiner, I don’t believe I deserve this ‘F’ grade that you’ve given me!” To which Professor Steiner replied, “I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the University will allow me to award. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
Sarah, the teacher, asked her 5th grade history class, “When was Rome built?” and called on Timothy to answer first. “Rome was built at night, “was his answer. “At night?” asked Mrs. Taylor, holding her ruler firmly in her boney-knuckled hands. “How ever did you get such an idea?” “Well, “gulped the student, hoping his … Read more
“What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?” asked the incoming college freshman. The professor replied, “Mechanical engineers design weapons and civil engineers design targets. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A college professor asked his class a question. “If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New York and Chicago is 1000 miles from Philadelphia and Los Angeles is 2000 miles from Chicago, how old am I?” One student in the back of the class raised his hand and when Called upon said, “Professor you’re 44. . … Read more
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. “In English, “he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative. “ A voice from the back of the … Read more
Teacher: Why are you late, John? John: Because of the sign down the road. Teacher: What does sign have to do with you being late? John: The sign said ‘School Ahead, Go Slow! ‘ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green, however, Bobby, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red. After seeing this, the … Read more
The engineering students conspired to make fun of the professor, Mr. Wilson. They went up to him and said, “Sir, We have invented a device which can help one see through a solid wall. “ Mr. Wilson asked, “Really? What is that?” One student said, “A hole. “ This joke is included in the Black … Read more
A teacher asked her students what religious objects they had in their homes. One boy answered, “We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and every day my mother kneels in front of it. “ The next little boy said, “We have a brass statue of a man seated with … Read more
A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t excited about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” asks the teacher. “Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too, “says the student. “Well, that’s a lousy reason, “says the teacher. “What if your parents were dumb … Read more