A telephone rang. “Hello! Is your phone number 444-4444?” “Yes, it is, “came the reply. “Thank God! Could you call 911 for me? I super-glued my finger to the phone. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith. “I locked my keys in my sports car!” said the nervous lawyer. “No problem, I should be there in about an hour, “replied the locksmith. “Do you think you can make it a little sooner?” pleaded the lawyer. “My top is down and it’s starting … Read more
A farmer gets a phone call from his son. “I’ve run over a pig and it’s stuck under the tractor still alive. “ “Shoot it, “says the farmer, “and then bury it. “ About 30 mins later he gets another call… “ “Done. What should I do with his speed camera and motorbike?” This joke … Read more
A guy was fixing up the floor and laying down carpet in some woman’s home. As he was finishing, he noticed a bump in the carpet and figured that he had laid carpet over a package of nails he used earlier. Rather than to take up the carpet, he decided to get a hammer and … Read more