A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?” The man below says: “Yes. You’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above … Read more
A guy asks a Chinese lady for her phone number and she says, “Free, sex, free, sex, tonight. “ The guy said, “wow” and her friend said she meant 363629. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The real estate agent is following up with an elderly gentleman after showing him a new home. Over the phone the agent indicated, “This house will be worth double what you paid for it in a few years. “ The older gentleman laughs, “At my age, it’s a risk buying green bananas. “ This joke … Read more
A saleswoman is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me. “ “Don’t you have a phone in your car?” “That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car. “ “Uh… … Read more
“After a recent college basketball game, the coach spotted a cell phone lying on the floor. He picked it up and handed it to one of the referees, saying, “Here’s your phone. “ “What makes you think it’s mine?” the ref asked. “Easy, “the coach replied. “It says you missed 13 calls!”“ This joke is … Read more
A man was walking down the street when he came across a body lying on the sidewalk. He ran to a phone and called 911. The operator asked him where he was and the man replied, “I’m on Sycamore Drive. “ “How do you spell that?” the operator asked. “S-i-c-k…” the man began. “No, s-i-c-a…. … Read more
What time does the library open? The voice on the phone asked. “Nine A. M. “came the reply. And what is the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask such a question? Asked the librarian “Not until nine A. M. ?” the man asked in a disappointed voice. … Read more
A guy driving a small car pulled up to a stop light next to a luxury car. He rolled down his window and shouted to the other driver, “Hey, buddy, that’s a nice car. You got a Hi-Fi sound system in your car? I’ve got a Hi-Fi sound system in my car!” The driver of … Read more
A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express lane where the clerk was talking on the phone with the back turned to her. “Excuse me, “she said, “I’m in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?” The clerk turned, stared at her for a second, … Read more
One morning the phone rang at 3:00 a. m. in Jeff’s house. He picked up the phone and a woman asked, “Is this 888-3237?” “No, this is 888-3247. “Jeff replied. “Oh, I’m so sorry for disturbing you, “the woman said. “That’s alright, “Jeff said. “I had to get up to answer the phone anyway. “ … Read more