A couple boarded a modern jetliner for a trip to New York. The jetliner gets full of passengers and they are to go but they notice that there are no attendants or pilots. The door closes and the jetliner starts taxing down the taxiway towards the runway and starts to take off as they are … Read more
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, “I did some homework. “ The robot slaps the son. The son says, “Ok, Ok, I was at a … Read more
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen. “ The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains. “ And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!” This joke is included in the … Read more
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. “If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades, “boasts Gates, “you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an … Read more
A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer … Read more
One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. All of a sudden, the car broke down. The Mechanical Engineer said, “I think a rod broke. “ The Chemical Engineer said, “The way it sputtered at the end, I don’t think it’s getting … Read more
A new army computer is put through its paces. An officer types in a question, ‘How far is it from the barrack gate to the armory?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred.’ The officer types, ‘Seven hundred what?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred, sir!’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
A saleswoman is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me. “ “Don’t you have a phone in your car?” “That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car. “ “Uh… … Read more
A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: “I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports, and enjoys group activities. “ Back came the answer: “Marry a penguin. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“This little computer, “said the sales clerk, “will do half of your job for you. “ Studying the machine, the senior VP said, “Fine. I’ll take two. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.