“Mommy, “Little Johnny asked, “do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time’?” “No, dear, “she replied. “Sometimes they start with ‘Darling, I’ll be working late at the office tonight… ‘“ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
There was an employment advertisement in an office. So a guy went there. Manager asked him: “Do you know what the meaning of a Ph. D. is?” The guy answered: “Passed High school with Difficulties. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A tomato walks into work and a potato says: “Hello, Tomatoe… “ He responds: “My name is not Tomatoe, it’s just Tomato. How would you like it if I called you “Potatoe”? “Well, that would just be weird because my name is Rick!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
Jerry was in a job interview today when the manager handed him his laptop and said, “I want you to try and sell this to me. “ So Jerry put it under his arm, walked out of the building and went home. Eventually the manager called Jerry’s mobile and said, “Bring it back here right … Read more
A blondie calls the airline office in Dallas and asks, “How long does it take to fly to Hawaii?” The clerk says to her, “Just a second. “ The woman says “Thank you”, and hangs up. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two men work in a mortuary. One says to another, “You should see that woman they brought in today. She’d been in the water for a week. Her clit was like a pickle. “ “Ew!” says the other fellow. “It was green?” “No, it was sour!” This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
A woman goes into a store to buy a fishing rod and reel. She doesn’t know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a store employee standing there with dark shades on. She says, “Excuse me sir… can you tell me anything about this rod … Read more
A young job applicant was being interviewed for an entry-level position. His prospective boss asked, “Are you a smoker?” “Not even a little, “said the young man. “How about alcoholic beverages?” “Never touch ’em, “he replied. The boss smiled and asked, “So you spend a lot of time with girls?” The applicant said, “No, not … Read more
A young man goes into the Job Centre in Brisbane, and sees an ad for a Gynaecologist’s Assistant. Interested, he goes to learn more. “Can you give me some more details on this job?” he asks the clerk. The clerk pulls up the file and says, “The job entails getting the women ready for the … Read more
An ambitious employee asked the boss if she could get a raise, and he said, “Because of the fluctuational predisposition of your position’s productive capacity as juxtaposed to the industry standards, it would be monetarily injudicious to advocate an increment. “ The employee said, “I don’t get it. “ “That’s right, “said the boss. This … Read more