A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store. “ “But I’m a college graduate, “the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry. … Read more
A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help. “If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?” he asked her. The secretary replied, “Everything but my earrings. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
Three professors, a physicist, a chemist, and a statistician are called in to see their dean. Just as they arrive the dean is called out of his office, leaving the three professors there. The professors see with alarm that there is a fire in the wastebasket. The physicist says, “I know what to do! We … Read more
Passing an office building late one night, a little Johnny saw a sign that said, “Press bell for night watchman. “ He did so, and after several minutes he heard the watchman clomping down the stairs. The old, uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm system, and finally … Read more
Boss: *Shouting* “Little Johnny come to my office right now… “ Little Johnny: “Yes sir”! Boss : “Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?” Little Johnny: “Yes sir! , the customer is always right”. Boss … Read more
A little boy was pushing a heavy cart uphill with a lot of effort. The work was very tiring, so someone walking nearby felt pity and helped the little boy push the heavy cart until the end of the hill. He stopped indignant there and told to the child: “You should say to your boss … Read more
The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective employer asked him what starting salary he was looking for. “Oh, around $100,000 a year, depending on the benefits package. “ “Well, how does this sound? Five weeks annual leave, 30% superannuation, paid expenses to overseas conferences … Read more
After working together for a while, Frank and Jane’s office romance blossomed and they really developed the hots for each other. One day,they seize the opportunity to sneak into a supply closet to consummate their lust. Frank finds Jane very tight and difficult to enter, but finally succeeds. When they are finished, Frank says to … Read more
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions. “ He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation?” The woman replies, “I’m a whore. “ The … Read more