A man comes home late one night, drunk.
“Where have you been?” asks his wife.
“I was in the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, and a golden urinal!”
This sounds awfully suspicious to the wife, so she calls the Golden Bar.
“Do you have golden chairs?”
“Yes. “
“Do you have golden glasses?”
“Yes. “
“Do you have golden beer?”
“Yes. “
“Do you have a golden urinal?”
“Hold on. “
On the other end, she hears “I think we have a lead on that guy who pissed in your saxophone. “
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