Three men were having a drink together at the local pub.
The first one says, “… You know, where I’m from, there’s a bar called “O’Kelly’s”, where you buy a drink, then you buy another drink, and then O’Kelly himself buys you a drink. “
The second man then says, “Well…where I’m from, there’s a place called “Janine’s”, where you buy a drink, then Janine buys you a drink, then you buy another drink, and then Janine buys you another drink. . “
The third one then says “Well… where I come from, there’s a bar where they buy you a drink, then they buy you another drink, and then they buy you another drink, and then they take you in back, and then you get laid !”.
The first two men both respond with, “Gee… that sounds like a great place ! Have you ever been there ?”
“No… “said the third man, “… but my sister has … “
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