The pastor of a local church was visited by a man evidently worse for liquor, and a young lady.
She said to the minister, “Please, sir, we’ve come to be married. “
“I can’t marry you with this man in this condition, “said the clergyman. “Besides, haven’t you been here twice before, and haven’t I told you the same thing?”
Yes, sir, you have, “replied the lady. “But when he isn’t drunk, I can’t get him to come with me, sir. “
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