At a parole hearing, the officer asked, “Tell me, why should you be released early?”
The inmate responded, “It’s bec… “
Officer: “Yes?”
Inmate: “I think I have. . “
Officer: “Go on. “
Inmate: “Can I Please finish my sentence?”
Officer: “Sure. Parole denied. “
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