Three guys compare their levels of intoxication from a party the previous night.
The first guy says, “Man, I was so drunk last night, I went home and blew chunks. “
The second guy says, “I was so drunk last night, I woke up this morning on my front porch. “
The third guy says, “I was so drunk last night, I took a prostitute home to my wife. “
The first guy exclaims, “You guys don’t understand! Chunks is my dog!”
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