Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.
The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
“First body: Frenchman, 65, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector”, says the Coroner.
“Second body: Scotsman, 28, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile. “
The Inspector asked, “What of the third body?”
“Ah, “says the coroner, “this is the most unusual one. Jamie the redneck from Oklahoma, 34, struck by lightning. “
“Why is he smiling then?” inquires the Inspector.
“Thought he was having his picture taken. “
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