An American was despairingly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week.
Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant.
“Thank heaven I’ve met someone, “he cried. “I’ve been lost for the last week. “
“Is there a reward out for you?” asked the Scotsman.
“No, “said the American.
“Then I’m afraid you’re still lost, “
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