Bank Officer Excused

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After reading the complicated instructions for the automatic teller, the confused customer walked over to a bank officer. “Excused me, “said the customer, “but I was wondering if you could help me out. “ “Certainly, “smiled the officer. “Go right through that door. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more

Taken Until You’ve

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Marie had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went. “Pretty well I think, “replied Marie. “But if I go to work there, I won’t get a vacation unless I’m married. “ Her mother, of course, had never heard of such a thing and asked, “Is that … Read more

Lazy Bastard

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“My father never did a day’s work in his life, “said Paddy. “He must have been a lazy bastard, “replied Nick. “No, he was a Night Watchman,’ said Paddy. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Minutes Later Geoff

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Geoff walked by the bathroom, where his wife was covering her face in creams and lotions. “What are you doing?” he asked her sarcastically. “I’m trying to make myself beautiful. “his wife said. 15 minutes later, Geoff walked by again and she was wiping it all off… “Are you giving up already?” he asked. This … Read more

Hideous Stop

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A wife and husband went on a backpacking holiday. On the first night the husband said, “I think there’s a monster under my bed…” “Grow up, “she replied. “No, really, “he continued. “It’s hideous…” “Stop pissing about, “the wife snapped. “I knew it was a mistake letting you have the top bunk. “ This joke … Read more

Golf Ball

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A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course. As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, “Don’t you see the sign? It says, ‘Private property – Stay Out! ‘“ The golfer says, “I’m sorry I did not see it. That is my ball there. May I … Read more

Text Message

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Josh received a text message from his ex-wife “Guess what, I now know what a real dick is like. “ He replied, “Yeah, I’ve seen you with him. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Wet Hair Last

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Wife: “Oh god, you can tell I went to bed with wet hair last night. Look at it, it’s massive!” Husband: “Did you go to bed with a wet arse too?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.