Brian was digging in our garden when he found a chest full of gold coins. He was about to run straight home to tell his wife about it, but then remembered why he was digging in their garden. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The doctor gave Steward one year to live, so he shot him. The judge gave Steward 15 years. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“I’d like to have kids one day. “Lilly said to her girlfriend Suzan once “I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Martha read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. “Poor guy. “she thought. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
In a fury Jim told his wife that she have no sense of direction. So she packed up her stuff and right. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The dog of Mark’s girlfriend died, so he tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made the girl even more upset. She screamed at Mark and said, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
A family were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with the husband. “She obviously has COVID, “the wife said. “Why do you think so?” the husband asked. The wife replied with a sneer, “Because she has no taste. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
A wife of 60 years told her husband, “Let’s go upstairs and make love. “ The husband just sighed and said, “Choose one, I can’t do both. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, “Hey mister, it’s getting really dark and I’m scared. “The man replies, “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir. “ “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more