At an art gallery, among other works of art, there is a painting by a famous painter. The entire painting is completely black. Surprised by what he saw, a visitor asks him: “What does this painting represent? I do not understand anything!” “You are one of those people who don’t seem to understand art. It’s … Read more
There was a guy named John, who was the most positive guy in the world. Every time anyone said something negative, John would always say, “It could have been worse. “ One day, John’s coworkers all got together and decided to come up with a scenario so bad that John couldn’t say that it could … Read more
A police officer stops a woman on the highway and walks up to her and asks her if she knows why he stopped her. “No. “, the woman replies. “Because you don’t have any tail lights”, the police officer told her. So she gets out and walks around to the back of the car and … Read more
Perhaps the worst combination of illnesses are Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. Joshua was running but he couldn’t remember where. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A husband and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. “You aren’t so good in bed either!” he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he’d better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. “What took you so long to answer?” “I was … Read more
A newspaper editor announces that there’s enough money in the budget to install a newsroom chandelier. The reporters huddle and send a spokesman to say they’re against it. “Against it? Why?” the editor asks. “First, “the reporter says, “No one on the staff can spell ‘chandelier’ well enough to put it on an order form. … Read more
Bob: “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. “ Daniel: “Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A young man at a construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone based on his strength. He especially made fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. “Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is?” he said. “I’ll bet a week’s wages that I … Read more
A company owner was asked a question, “How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?” He smiled and replied, “It’s simple. I have 20 employees and 19 free parking spaces. One is paid parking. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application. The executive begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been fired from every job he has ever held. “I must say, “says the executive, “your work history is terrible. You’ve been fired from … Read more