Two women walked into a restaurant, the first one asked for tea. The second also asks for tea. “And make sure the glass is clean, “she tells the waiter. When the waiter returns with the two glasses of tea he asks, “Which one of you asked for the clean glass?” This joke is included in … Read more
A third old woman, full of happiness, asks her granddaughter; “My sweety, remind me please. . What’s the name of that German guy that blew my mind off… ?” “Alzheimer, granny!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man filed a report to the police that his bag was stolen. Upon leaving the man’s apartment, the officer found the man’s bag at the bottom of the stairwell. It was a brief case. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two Eskimos have killed a walrus and they are on their way to their settlement. They are pulling the walrus by the tail, but it’s really hard to pull since its tusks keep digging into the snow and the tail continuously slips out of their grip. Halfway home, they come across a geologist. The geologist … Read more
A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey. He proposes a toast and both he and his dog empty their glasses. The girl behind the bar is surprised and asks: ‘Can your dog perform other tricks?’. ‘But of course’, the man answers, ‘he can even gratify a woman’. … Read more
A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. “You just won’t believe what happened this evening, in all my years on the force I’ve never seen anything like it. “ “Oh yes dear, what happened?” “I came across two guys down by the canal, … Read more
Three old guys are out walking. First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?” Second one says, “No, it’s Thursday!” Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A really bad impressionist walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the wrong face?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two drunks are sitting side by side in a bar. One of the drunks goes to the bathroom but neglects to button up his fly when he’s finished. He staggers back to the bar, sits on a bar stool, and his penis flops out on the bartop. The other drunk yells, ‘Snake!’ and hits the … Read more
A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will. “To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and $2 million, “the attorney reads. “To my darling daughter, Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I left … Read more