A junior partner in a law firm is sent to represent a client accused of murder. After a long trial, the case is won and the client acquitted. The young lawyer telegraphs his firm with the message, ‘Justice prevailed’. The senior partner telegraphs back, ‘Appeal immediately’. This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: “Honey, we’ve finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979. “ “You mean a brand-new Cadillac?” she asked eagerly. “No, “said the husband, “a 1979 Cadillac. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
A man wakes up after spending 20 years in a coma. One of the first things he does is ring his stockbroker. ‘Your assets have increased considerably,’ says the stockbroker. ‘The £20,000 you had invested with us is now worth £20 million.’ ‘That’s fantastic,’ says the man. Just then the phone starts beeping and a … Read more
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success. Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. They got themselves a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure in the bull, then come out of the costume and … Read more
The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness. “Exactly where were you at the time of the accident?” inquired the officer. “Mister, “exclaimed the telephone … Read more
A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect. “ “Really, “answered the neighbor. “What kind is it?” “Twelve thirty. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Three men walk into a bar. The barman tells them, “If you can sit in my basement for a day, I’ll give you free beer forever. “ The first man walks out after five minutes and says, “It’s impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there. “ So the second man tries his luck, … Read more
A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care. “ “Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn’t changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month. “ … Read more
A man fell out of a tenth-story window. He’s lying on the ground with a big crowd around him. A cop walks over and says, “What happened?” The guy says, “I don’t know, I just got here. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two Irishmen, Patrick Murphy and Shawn O’Brian grew up together and were lifelong friends. But alas, Patrick developed cancer, and was dying. While on his deathbed, Patrick called to his buddy, Shawn, “O’Brian, come ‘ere. I ‘ave a request for ye. “ Shawn walked to his friend’s bedside and kneels. “Shawny ole boy, we’ve been … Read more