Sarah was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this, “she said. “There’s a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium. “ “Hmmm, “her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. … Read more
Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?” The other monster replied, “Be a gentleman and roll them back to her. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident – body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces are and comes across a head. He writes in his notebook: “Head on bullevard” and scratches out his spelling error. “Head on bouelevard” Nope, doesn’t look right – scratch scratch. “Head on boolevard… … Read more
“Are you two twins?” “No, why do you ask?” “Because mommy dressed you both in the same clothes. “ “OK that’s enough, your driver’s license please. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy behind the counter bellows, “One burger!” Whereupon the chef grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and then tosses it on the grill. … Read more
Husband admiring his body in the mirror says to wife “Look at that, 14 stones of pure dynamite !” Wife replies “yeah, shame about the 2 inch fuse… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
When the bar was about to get closed, a very drunk guy got up to go home. He stumbles and falls a couple of times and finally manages to get out of the door. As he gathers himself, he sees a nun passing by. He stumbles over to her and starts punching her in the … Read more
Two brothers, Bob and George, both work for a lumberyard. One day, Bob tells George that he can tell what any piece of wood is just by smelling it. Unbelieving, George blindfolds Bob and proceeds to test the theory. The first piece of wood Bob smells, he instantly identifies as maple. The second piece Bob … Read more
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey. “Jeremy, could you not have raced faster?” “Sure I could have, but you know we are supposed to stay on the horse. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more