Hour Later

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Doctor: “What seems to be your problem?” Patient: “When I get up I feel dizzy for one hour. “ Doctor: “Try getting up one hour later. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Drink Jim

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Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as Aircraft mechanics in Melbourne. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Dave said, “Man, I wish we had something to drink!” Jim says, “Me too. Y’know, I’ve heard you can drink jet … Read more

Brian O’malley

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Old man O’Malley had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasn’t paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned. The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the widow O’Malley of her old man’s death. He showed up … Read more

Control Tower

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Control tower: “What’s your location?” Pilot : “I’m in the cockpit. “ Control tower:” I mean where is the airplane?” Pilot: “Mainly behind me. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Cool Place

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Doctor to the patient: “Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it?” Patient: “Yes, sir. But I did not drink it. “ Doctor: “Why?” Patient “Because it is written on the label: ‘Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place. ‘“ This joke is included in the Black … Read more

Joke

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Patient goes to the Doctor, and the doctor starts looking at him… “Good, good, good…” “Doctor, what’s good?” “Good that I don’t have what you have… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Job He’s

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Rita is complaining to her friends about her husband’s extreme dedication to his new job. You see, Rita’s husband has been jobless for quite a while. She tells her friends, “I appreciate the fact that at last he’s found a new job, but I don’t like him taking his work home and finishing it in … Read more

Medical Reasons

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Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons. “ Boy: “Really?” Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Coffin Crashes

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Two men were loading up a hearse with a coffin on a steep incline. After they loaded the cargo, they both get into the vehicle. As they start to pull away, the back door swings wide open and the coffin crashes to the ground and starts sliding down the incline, across the intersection, into the … Read more

Twenty Bucks Please

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A man went to visit his doctor. “Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?” the man pleads. The doctor rolls up the man’s sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. “Hello, Doctor, says the arm. “Could you lend me twenty bucks please? I’m desperate!” “Aha!” says the doctor, “I see the … Read more