A bus full of nuns crashes and unfortunately they all die at the gates of heaven they meet St Peter.
He asks the first nun: “Have you ever had any contact with a penis?”
The nun replies: “I poked one once. “
St Peter says: “Wash your finger in this holy water and enter heaven. “
He asks the next nun the same question, she replies “I fiddled with one once. “
“Wash your hand in this holy water and enter heaven. “
Then St Peter hears a commotion among the other nuns and one nun pushes to the front.
“What’s wrong?” he asks.
The nun replies “If I’m going to have to gargle that holy water, I want to do it before Sister Anne washes her ass in it. “
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