A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them, “instructed the lawyer. The witness hesitated. “But they are unfit for any respectable person to hear, “she protested. “Then, “said the attorney, “just whisper them to the judge. “ This joke is … Read more
A man and a woman went to court disputing over custody of their child. The Judge asked the woman to rise and argue her case. “I went through all the pain of undergoing labor and I see no reason why the child’s custody should not be handed to me”, she pleaded. The man replied, “Your … Read more
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s car is a total-loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend, “What’s happened to your car?” “Well, “the friend responses, “I ran into a lawyer. “ “OK, “says the man, “that explains the blood… But what about the … Read more
A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client. A note was attached that stated: “This bill is one year old. “ By return mail the lawyer had his bill back. To it was attached a card which read: “Happy Birthday. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
Judge: “Silence in court! The next person who laughs again will be thrown out of court. “ Accused: “Hahahaha!” Judge: “I wasn’t talking to you!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“You seem to be in some distress, “said the kindly judge to the witness. “Is anything the matter?’ “Well, your Honor, “said the witness, “I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
Lawyer: ‘Let me give you my honest opinion.’ Client: ‘No, no. I’m paying for professional advice.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A junior partner in a law firm is sent to represent a client accused of murder. After a long trial, the case is won and the client acquitted. The young lawyer telegraphs his firm with the message, ‘Justice prevailed’. The senior partner telegraphs back, ‘Appeal immediately’. This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
In the High Court: “Do you know what you get for false testimony?” “Yes, they promised me a Mercedes… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The boss speaking with the secretary: “Who told you that, if I kissed you a couple of times, you have the right to laze all day long?” “My lawyer. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.