Having gone to his secretary’s apartment, Mr. Biggs was astonished to wake up and find that it was three in the morning. “My God!” he shouted, “My wife is going to kill me!” Unsure of how he would explain it, he ran to the nearest pay phone and called his wife. “Honey!” he began, “Don’t … Read more
One day Stan comes home from a hard day at work. He sees his wife bending down to clean the floor under the sofa. So Stan goes over to his wife and starts fucking her from behind. After he finishes, he gives her a hard smack to the head. His wife yells, ”What was that … Read more
A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job… He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it. He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the … Read more
Joshua’s wife asked if he would give it to her “doggy style. “ So Josh took a dump on the floor and chewed up her shoes. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked confused, so a clerk walked up to them and asked them what they wanted. The couple asked for a couple of lottery tickets. He gave the tickets to them, and they paid for them. The husband looked confused again. He asked the clerk, “What the hell do … Read more
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to drop off, otherwise they are all going to fall. They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a … Read more
After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: “Honey, we’ve finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979. “ “You mean a brand-new Cadillac?” she asked eagerly. “No, “said the husband, “a 1979 Cadillac. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
Two men playing golf were held up by two women playing in front of them. One man said: “I’ll walk up to them and tell them to hurry up. “ When he returned he said: “I have a problem, one of the women is my wife and the other one is my mistress. “ The … Read more
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It’s for my husband, “she tells the clerk. “Did he tell you what gauge to get?” asked the clerk. “Are you kidding?” she says. “He doesn`t even know that I`m going to shoot him!” This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If it weren’t for my money, the house wouldn’t be here!” The wife replied, “My dear, if it weren’t for your money I wouldn’t be here. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more