Dentist to the patient: “For God’s sake, stop making those noises and waving your arms. I haven’t even touched your tooth yet. “ Patient: “Yes, I know. But you’re standing on my foot. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man returns home from Africa feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital, to undergo a barrage of extensive tests. The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bed rings. “This is your doctor. We’ve … Read more
Doctor to patient: “Why are you nervous?” Patient: “Because this is the first item I am going to have an operation. “ Doctor: “I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: “Help me, please. I have a knife in my back. “ The doctor, looking at his watch says:” Now it is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2PM, so as you can imagine I’ve finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so … Read more
A very old woman realizes that she’s seen and done everything and the time has come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she decides to shoot herself through the heart. Not wanting to make a mistake, she phones her doctor and asks him the exact location of … Read more
Jerry was in the hospital recovering from surgery when a nurse asked him how he was feeling. “I’m OK but I didn’t like the word the doctor used in surgery, “he answered. “What did he say?, “asked the nurse. “Oops!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A man wasn’t feeling well so he went to the doctor for a check up. He did the tests and waited. After a while, the doctor came in with the results. “Unfortunately, I have very bad news! You’re seriously ill! You really don’t have much time to live. . “ “Doctor. . ! How much … Read more
Patient: “Doctor, Doctor… I can’t stop stealing things”. Doctor: “Take these pills for a week. If that doesn’t work, I’ll have an electric car”. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. “How do you account for this?” he asked the brothers. “It’s hereditary, sir, “the older one replied. “I see, “said the doctor, writing in his file. “Your … Read more
Lisa needs brain surgery and figures it’s easier to buy a new brain. She asks the doctor what he has on sale. “Well you’re in luck I have two in stock, a man’s brain for $10000, and a woman’s for $1000. “ Surprised, she asks why the price difference? “Generally women’s brains run cheaper because … Read more