medical

A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift. “Well, “says the doctor, “I can do the facelift, and then you’ll have to come back in six months for a follow-up. “ “Oh, no. “the woman replies. “I want it all done in one shot. I don’t want to have to come … Read more

Jim and Edna are both mental patients. One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but doesn’t come up for air. Quick as a flash, Edna sees her friend in trouble, so dives in and pulls him out. Later, the hospital director calls Edna into his office and says “Edna, I’ve got some good news … Read more

Ben was on a train and the woman opposite looked at him and said “Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place… “ Ben asked her, “Are you single?” She replied “No, I’m a dentist. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more

An elderly woman went to her doctor, complaining about not being able to hear out of one ear. The doctor then took his penlight, looked in her ear, then took his tweezers, reached in, and pulled something out. After examining the object for a second, he exclaimed, “Well… it seems you inserted a suppository into … Read more

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She’s laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her. The nurse pushes the trolley down the corridor towards the operating room, where she leaves the girl on the trolley outside, while she goes in to check whether everything … Read more

An old man goes to his doctor and says, ‘Can you give me something to lower my sex drive.’ The doctor replies, ‘I would have thought at your age it’s all in the mind,’ ‘It is,’ agrees the old man. ‘That’s why I want it lower.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more

A woman went to her doctor’s office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax … Read more

Every spring, as soon as the snow thawed, a certain mountain woman would come down into town, have a baby and gather supplies for the summer. After a few years of this, she looked despairingly at the doctor and said, “Doctor, I don’t know how much more of this I can handle. We have eight … Read more

A guy gets out of the Venereal Disease. Hospital and decides to hire a hooker, since he’s been without for so long. Before long, he brings one home, and they have sex four times. After it’s over, he turns to her and tells her he hasn’t had sex in four months because of being in … Read more