medical

Twenty Bucks Please

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A man went to visit his doctor. “Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?” the man pleads. The doctor rolls up the man’s sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. “Hello, Doctor, says the arm. “Could you lend me twenty bucks please? I’m desperate!” “Aha!” says the doctor, “I see the … Read more

Joke

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Patient goes to the Doctor, and the doctor starts looking at him… “Good, good, good…” “Doctor, what’s good?” “Good that I don’t have what you have… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Cool Place

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Doctor to the patient: “Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it?” Patient: “Yes, sir. But I did not drink it. “ Doctor: “Why?” Patient “Because it is written on the label: ‘Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place. ‘“ This joke is included in the Black … Read more

Allergy Alzheimer’s Least

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An old man goes to his doctor. The doctor says “I got some bad news for you. you have an allergy and you have Alzheimer’s. “ And the old man says “At least I don’t have an allergy. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Between Friends

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Between friends: “I saw the doctor today about my loss of memory. “ “What did he do?” “He made me pay him in advance. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Toy Horses Inserted

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Breaking news: A man was admitted to the hospital today with 23 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum. Doctors have described his condition as stable. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Jones Odds

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Two doctors opened an office in a small town. They put up a sign reading: “Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology. “ The town council was not too happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to: “Hysterias and Posteriors. “ This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy … Read more

Devil Smiled

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A skilled nurse died and arrived before St. Peter, who explained, “We have this little policy of allowing you to choose whether you want to spend eternity in heaven or in hell. “ “How do I know which to choose?” She asked. “That’s easy, “said St. Peter. “You have to spend a day in each … Read more

Which Screw

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A manufacturing plant was in full swing one day. The company’s massive machine was humming along, taking in the raw materials at one end and churning out the finished product at the other. All of a sudden, the machine stopped and ground to a halt. Workers climbed all over it like ants to get it … Read more