A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterward, the doctor comes into her room and says, “I have something to tell you about your child. “ The woman worriedly asks, “What’s wrong with it?” The doctor says, “There’s nothing really wrong with it, it’s just a little different. It’s a hermaphrodite. “ The woman … Read more
“Doctor, I suffer from premature ejaculation. “ “Can you help me?!” “No, but I can introduce you to a woman with a short attention span!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?” “That’s right, Sir. “ “So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theater with a friend?” “That was my dentist. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A woman came to a doctor, with bumps and bruises all over her body. The woman complains that it was her husband, who beat her. Doctor says in surprise: “I thought your husband was out of town. “ “So did I… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
“Doctor, my husband is 300% impotent. “ “I’m not quite sure what you mean. Could you elaborate?” “Well, the first part you can imagine, but he also broke his finger and burned his tongue. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man told his doctor he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house like he used to. When the examination was complete, he said “Now Doc, tell me in plain English what is wrong with me. “ “Well in plain English, “the doctor replied, “you’re just lazy. “ “Okay, “said the man. … Read more
An 87-year-old man chats with his doctor: “So, I’m getting married again next week, doc!” “Oh, that’s wonderful! And how old is the bride?” “She’s 19. “ “That’s fantastic – but I have to warn you, too much action in the bed can be deadly!” “Ah well, in case she dies, I’ll just have to … Read more
A doctor told his patient that his test results indicated that she had a rare disease and had only six months to live. “That’s such a short amount of time, doctor. Isn’t there anything I can do?” pleaded the patient. “Marry a lawyer, “the doctor advised. “It will be the longest six months of your … Read more
A patient: Doctor, what is the first symptom of AIDS? A doctor : A sharp pain in the ass. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband: “Honey, I have sad news – a gynecologist told me not to have sex for three weeks… “ Husband: “And what the dentist said?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.