medical
Tongue Depressor
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. “I’m so ashamed, and dirty Doctor, “she said, “I guess I let myself go. “ The physician was checking her eyes and ears. “Don’t feel ashamed, Miss. You … Read more
Doctor’s Office
“A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I’m horribly sick!” The doctor looks at her and asks, “Flu?” “No, I drove here. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Burn Calories
One day a Blonde went to the doctor with a burn on her stomach. The doctor gasped and asked what happened. The Blonde told the doctor she put a lighter against her stomach. The doctor asked her why in the world she would do that. The blond said “I was trying to burn calories. “ … Read more
These Great Long
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, “Mom why have I got these huge three-toed feet?” The mother replies, “Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand. “ “Okay, “said the son. A few minutes … Read more
Shoulder Ouch
A brunette goes to the doctor and says, “Everywhere I touch it hurts. “ He asks “What do you mean?” So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said “Ouch!” Then she touched her chest and said, “Ouch!” Then her shoulder, “Ouch!” The doctor looks at her and asks, “Your really … Read more
The Veterinarian – Went Work
A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. “Look in the lion’s mouth, “the vet told him. “How do I do that?” he asked. “Carefully, “replied the vet. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Scissors Inside 2
After surgery, the doctor said to the patient, “I am sorry, but I forgot a pair of scissors inside you. I need to… “ The patient quickly responded, “Oh don’t bother, doctor! If it is because of that, just tell me how much it cost and I will pay you back. “ This joke is … Read more
Body’s Blood
Doctor: “Yes, what is it I can do for you?” Blond: “Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go … Read more
Typewriter Period Missing
A blonde takes her typewriter to the doctor. “Doc, I’m afraid my typewriter is pregnant. “ The doctor asks, “Why in the world would you think that?” She says, “Because it’s started missing its period. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.