A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, “You have acute appendicitis. “ The blonde says, “That’s sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off. “How did this happen?” the doctor asked. “Well I was trying to commit suicide, “the blonde replied. “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?” “No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, … Read more
Natalie, a pretty but distraught blonde model, took her troubles to a psychiatrist. “Doctor, you must help me, “she pleaded. “It’s gotten so that every time a man takes me out, I wind up in bed with him. And then afterward I feel guilty and depressed all day long. “ “I see, “nodded the psychiatrist. … Read more
An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself into the doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep. “ “I have good news for you, “the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications. “Here are some new … Read more
A young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time. She found herself alone in a small waiting room and she began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a … Read more
“I’d rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth, “the woman told her dentist. He replied, “Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man was traveling north to Dallas. He needed to use the bathroom and so at a rest stop he goes into a stall. He sits down and was surprised to hear someone in the next stall say, “So how ya doing?” The man gulps and thinks about what he should say and then decides … Read more
A young man has spent five years traveling throughout the world making a documentary on native dances. He is nearing the end of his project and winds up in Australia in Alice Springs. He begins to talk to an Aborigine, who asks the researcher if he ever saw the “Butcher Dance. “ “Butcher Dance? What’s … Read more
A psychiatrist had no patients in his office and he was bored. Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects in his hands. He was dragging cables along behind himself. The doctor was … Read more
Joseph took his Saint Bernard to the vet. “Doctor, “he said sadly, “I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to cut off my dog’s tail. “ The vet stepped back, “Joseph, why should I do such a terrible thing?” “Because my mother-in-law’s arriving tomorrow, and I don’t want anything to make her think … Read more