A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. “My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?” “Well, “said the vet, “let’s have a look at him. “ So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, “I’m going to have to put … Read more
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, “Doctor, I haven’t had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s sex drive. “ The doctor smiled and said, “Have you tried to … Read more
Two bumble bees were talking one day. “I’m sort of depressed, ” says one of the bees. “Why… what’s the problem?” asks the second bee. “My doctor says I’m losing my buzz, “says the first bee. To which the second bee replies, “Sorry to hear that, man, that stings!” This joke is included in the … Read more
Doctor: “I am not exactly sure of the cause. I think it could be due to alcohol. “ Patient: “That’s OK. I will come back when you are sober. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A businessman finds that his neighbor in the first class cabin of his flight is a parrot. They take off and the flight attendant asks what they would like to drink. “Glenlivet on the rocks with a twist, “says the parrot. The businessman orders a coke. After waiting two or three minutes, the bird starts … Read more
There’s a bunch of doctors gathered together at a doctor’s convention one night. A male doctor notices a female doctor from across the room. The female doctor notices also and the next thing you know, they’re sitting next to each other by the end of dinner. After dinner, the male asks the woman if she … Read more
A black guy goes to the doctor. He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk on four legs and stay for a while in every single corner of the room. The black man, get up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point: “Well this … Read more
A guy wants to become a magician so he goes out and buys a magician book. Later he gathers his family around the living room for his first trick. Reading his new book he reaches into a bag and pulls out a hammer and to the amazement of his family hits himself in the head … Read more
A famous sex therapist was on the radio taking questions when a caller asked, ‘Doctor, why do men always want to marry a virgin?’ To which the doctor responded, ‘To avoid criticism.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
On a recent flight from Tokyo to Hong Kong an elderly lady stands up and shouts, “Is there a doctor here?” A nice, serious guy approaches her quickly and tells her, “I am. What is the problem?” She replies, “Do you want to meet my daughter?” This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more