A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came over the car’s radio telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his window and said, “Let’s … Read more
A boxer goes to a doctor complaining of insomnia. ‘Have you tried counting sheep?’ asks the doctor. ‘It doesn’t work,’ replies the boxer. ‘Every time I get to nine, I stand up.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man goes to his doctor after losing a lot of weight. “I feel great, but I have a problem, doctor. I was so fat beforehand that my skin has stretched and stayed that long. Is there anything you can give me?” “Hmm, short of plastic surgery, there is only one alternative. Please take off … Read more
A plastic surgeon invented a radical new face lift procedure and was explaining to a prospective patient. He told her, “I’ll install a special screw in the top of your skull. Your hair will cover it so it will be unnoticed. Whenever you need a little tuck, we’ll just tighten the screw a little,… and … Read more
A man goes to the doctor. “Doctor, that medicine you gave me isn’t working. Is there anything else I could try?”. “Fill out this tax form, “suggests the doctor. “How’s that going to help me?”, asks the man. “I’m not sure, “replies the doctor, “but some of my patients say it gives them relief. “ … Read more
A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care. “ “Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn’t changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month. “ … Read more
Doctor to woman: “What is the matter about your husband?” Woman: “He is worrying about MONEY. “ Doctor: “I think I can relieve him of that. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A politician went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan. The doctor said: “Sir, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side. “ The politician interrupted, “Well, that’s normal, isn’t it? I thought everybody … Read more
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn’t told him about, he finally got enough energy to … Read more
Patient: “Doctor, I am feeling much better now. Please give me your bill. “ Doctor: “Be calm. You are not strong enough for this yet. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.