A new employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there’s something wrong with her password. “The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars, “she says. “Those asterisks are to protect you, “the Help Desk technician explains, “so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn’t be able to read … Read more
One morning a local highway department crew reaches their job site and realizes they have forgotten all their shovels. The crew’s foreman calls the office and tells his supervisor the situation. The supervisor says, “Don’t worry, we’ll send some shovels… just lean on each other until they arrive. “ This joke is included in the … Read more
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store. “ “But I’m a college graduate, “the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry. … Read more
Landlord: “I want you to pay your rent. “ Struggling artist: “Let’s discuss this. In a few years people will look up at this miserable studio and say, ‘Harry Jones, the famous artist, use to work here. ‘“ Landlord: “If you don’t pay your rent by tonight, they’ll be able to say it tomorrow. “ … Read more
A man walks into the grocery store and asks to speak to the manager about buying all the rotten eggs. “What do you want with all the rotten eggs?” the manager asks. “Are you going to see the new comedian at the theater tonight?” “Sh-sh-sh!” hissed the buyer nervously. “I am the new comedian. “ … Read more
At an interview: “So you’d be starting off at 20 000, but later on it can go up to 40 000. “ “Excellent, I’ll start later on. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.