A boss has to fire one of the two workers, Jack and Jill. However, Both Jack and Jill are skilled workers and he is finding it really, really difficult to pick. So after their shifts, Jack goes home before Jill does, and the boss goes over to Jill just before she gets into her car. … Read more
Three guys begin work at a toothbrush company as salesmen. Each day, two of the guys sell twenty toothbrushes each, and the third guy consistently sells two hundred. The other two guys are jealous, but they can’t figure out his secret. Then, one day, they run into him at the mall, where he’s set up … Read more
A tomato walks into work and a potato says: “Hello, Tomatoe… “ He responds: “My name is not Tomatoe, it’s just Tomato. How would you like it if I called you “Potatoe”? “Well, that would just be weird because my name is Rick!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
A blondie calls the airline office in Dallas and asks, “How long does it take to fly to Hawaii?” The clerk says to her, “Just a second. “ The woman says “Thank you”, and hangs up. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two men work in a mortuary. One says to another, “You should see that woman they brought in today. She’d been in the water for a week. Her clit was like a pickle. “ “Ew!” says the other fellow. “It was green?” “No, it was sour!” This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
A young job applicant was being interviewed for an entry-level position. His prospective boss asked, “Are you a smoker?” “Not even a little, “said the young man. “How about alcoholic beverages?” “Never touch ’em, “he replied. The boss smiled and asked, “So you spend a lot of time with girls?” The applicant said, “No, not … Read more
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store. “ “But I’m a college graduate, “the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry. … Read more
After working together for a while, Frank and Jane’s office romance blossomed and they really developed the hots for each other. One day,they seize the opportunity to sneak into a supply closet to consummate their lust. Frank finds Jane very tight and difficult to enter, but finally succeeds. When they are finished, Frank says to … Read more
“Three guys are alone on a desert island: an engineer, a biologist and an economist. They are starving and don’t have anything to eat, but somehow they find a can of beans on the shore. The engineer says: “Let’s hit the can with a rock until it opens. “ The biologist has another idea: “No. … Read more