Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job. “ Why did the foreman fire you?” the friend asked in surprise. “Oh, “Peter said, “you know how foremen are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work. “ “We all know that, “replied his friend. “But why … Read more
A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you. “ “Why do you always have to give me bad news?” he complained. “Tell me some good news for once. “ “Alright, here’s some good news, “said the secretary. “You’re not sterile. “ This joke is included … Read more
The foreman on a contracted job started bawling out one of the men, “I’ve had slow men on jobs before but you are the slowest I’ve ever seen. Is there anything you are quick with?” “Well, “yawned the workman, “nobody can get tired as quickly as I can. “ This joke is included in the … Read more
Fred’s boss said, “Why are all the women in your office crying?” Fred said, “You told me to bang some heads together. “ The boss said, “Talk about taking things too literally!” Fred went away and prepared a two hour lecture on taking things too literally. This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
There are two girls in a car driving down a steep hill. All of a sudden the driver realizes that the brakes are not working. She tells the passenger that the brakes don’t work and they will soon drive off the side of the cliff, as she can’t stop at all. The passenger then replies, … Read more
Customer: “Excuse me, but are you looking to hire any help at present?” Manager: “No, we already have all the staff we need. “ Customer: “In that case, would you mind getting someone to wait on me?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Say,Calvin, “a man said to his friend, “how do you like your new job?” “It’s the worst job I have ever had. ““How long have you been there?” asked his buddy. “About three months. “Said Calvin. “Why don’t you quit?” said his friend. “No way. This is the first time in 25 years that I … Read more
Stanley was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. Then the foreman asked Stanley why he kept painting less each day? He replied, “I just can’t do any … Read more
Why doesn’t psychotherapy work on men? “They don’t have to go back to their childhood. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A store manager overheard one of his salesmen talking to a customer. “No sir, “said the salesman. “We haven’t had any for a while and it doesn’t look like we’ll be getting any soon. “ The manager was horrified and yelled after the departing customer, “Come back next week. We’re sure to have whatever it … Read more