Child Fetch Understand
“Come on now, a child of five could understand this!” “I’ll tell you what, why don’t you go fetch me a child of five!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Hundred-Legged Worm
One day a man went to a pet store and bought a hundred-legged worm. The sales person told him about this worm. It was not a normal worm. This worm could do anything as a maid. When they were home, the man asked the worm to turn on the T. V. So the worm turned … Read more
Golf Pro
A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I … Read more
Photographer Arrived
A photographer from a well-known national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything from ground level. He requested permission to rent a plane and take … Read more
Can’t Imagine
Dorothy, the little daughter of a tire salesman, had seen triplets for the first time. “Oh mother, “she cried out upon returning home, “what do you think I saw today?” “I can’t imagine, dear, what?” “A lady had twins, and a spare!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
Less Expensive
Visiting a genealogist, a man asked how much it would cost to have his family tree traced. “It could cost thousands of dollars, “said the woman. “I see. Well, isn’t there an easier way? A less expensive way?” “Sure, “she replied. “Run for president. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
Potato Trunks Impress
Boy comes up to his father, all angry, “Dad, you remember how you told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks? How did you say it would impress the girls?” Father looks up, smiling, “Yeah, did it work?” The boy screams, “You could have mentioned that the potato goes in the front!” This … Read more
Those Trees
“Daddy, what is an alcoholic?” “Do you see those 4 trees, son? An alcoholic would see 8 trees. “ “Um, Dad – there are only 2 trees. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.