The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she’d have children if she had it to do over again. “Sure, “she replied, “but not the same ones. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Grandma: “Oh, what nice new boots! Where did you get them?” Granddaughter: “At the store. “ Grandma: “Which one?” Granddaughter: “Both of them. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Dad: “Son, I named you after my father. “ After My Father: “I know, Dad, I know. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The ship was sinking and four sailors were able to get a lifeboat into the water and climb into it safely. As they relaxed, they decided to have a cigarette and relax a few moments before starting their journey to safety. The cigarettes were dry but all their matches had become wet. They had no … Read more
A girl walks into a supermarket and asks the clerk, “Can I have a turkey for my grandma?” the clerk responds, “Sorry. We don’t do exchanges. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a … Read more
A young woman, pursuing a graduate degree in art history, was going to Italy to study the country’s greatest works of art. Since there was no one to look after her grandmother while she was away, she took the old lady with her. At the Sistine Chapel in the Vatican, she pointed to the painting … Read more
Four nuns were attending a baseball game. Four men were sitting directly behind them. Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to badger the nuns hoping that they’d get annoyed enough to move to another area. In a very loud voice, the first guy said, “I think I’m going to move … Read more
His girlfriend’s father was interviewing young Charles. “So, “said that impressive personage, “you want to be my son-in-law, do you? “Not particularly, “said Charles tactlessly, “but if I want to marry your daughter I haven’t much choice, have I?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A male crab and a female lobster are dating, but they are hiding it from their parents for obvious reasons. Eventually the lobster gets tired of all the secrecy and she tells her father, who is furious and forbids her to see the crab again. “But why can’t I see the crab again? We’re in … Read more