A policeman flags down a driver. After pulling him over, the policeman approached the driver’s door. “Is there a problem, Officer?” The policeman says, “Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?” The driver responds, “I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. “ “You don’t have one?” The man responds, … Read more
One night a police woman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, “Anything you say can and will be held against you. “ He replies “Tits. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said “Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a police roadblock! ! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers! !” “Don’t worry, Bubba, “Earl said. “We’ll just pull over and finish drinkin’ these beers … Read more
Little Johnny brings a can to the policeman and asks:”Can you please open the can?” Policeman knocks at it:”Please open the door, police…” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A new army computer is put through its paces. An officer types in a question, ‘How far is it from the barrack gate to the armory?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred.’ The officer types, ‘Seven hundred what?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred, sir!’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
Officer:”Madam, swimming is prohibited in this lake. “ Lady:”Why didn’t you tell me when I was removing my clothes?” Officer:”Well, that’s not prohibited. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: “You can’t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately. “ The guy says OK, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving … Read more
A snail and a slug got into a crash. When the police, ambulances and news reporters arrived, a reporter asked a tortoise what happened. He replied: “I don’t know, it all happened so fast!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. . He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs. “ The rancher says, “Okay , but do not go in that field over there, “as he points out the location. The DEA officer verbally explodes … Read more
An elderly couple was just settling down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the backyard. Then they heard voices. Three men had broken into the greenhouse. Scared, the couple called the police. The dispatcher replied, he would send an officer as soon as one became … Read more