George looked over the backyard fence and admired Joe’s wife while she sunbathed topless. The next day, George corners his neighbor on the driveway saying, “I saw your wife sunbathing in the backyard without her top on yesterday. “ Joe was quite put out over the peeping incident and told George he planned revenge. That … Read more
A guy walks into a bar and orders six shooters. The bartender says, “Looks like you are having a bad day. “ The guy says, “Am I ever! I woke up late for work. On my way to work, I got in an accident. When I got to work, I was four hours late, so … Read more
“My wife drives like thunder. “ “So fast?” “No, every minute she strikes a tree. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A drunk man comes inside a bar and says, “Happy New Year everybody. “and the waiter says, “We are in June you drunk man. “ And the drunk man says, “Oh my god my wife is going to kill me I have never been so late in my life!” This joke is included in the … Read more
One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain. “ His wife asked, “How do you know?” “Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man asked his wife, “What would you do if I won the lottery?” Wife says, “I would take half and leave you”. Man says, “Great! I have won a tenner, here a fiver now f*ck off! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, “How long have you been wearing that bra?” The friend replies, “Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Sarah was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this, “she said. “There’s a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium. “ “Hmmm, “her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. … Read more
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes … Read more
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex. “ “But you are not wearing any of those things, “replied the artist. “I know, “she said. “It’s in case I die before my husband. … Read more