A man and woman were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor: “Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad. “Gushed son number one… “Sorry I’m running late, I had an emergency, you know how it is, didn’t have time to get you both a present”. “Nothing … Read more
On the way home from a hunt, a hunter stops by the grocery store. “Give me a couple of steaks, “he says. “We’re out of steaks but we have hot dogs and chicken, “says the butcher. “Hotdogs and chicken?!” yells the hunter. “How can I tell my wife I bagged a couple of hotdogs and … Read more
A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time. He responded, “Sure. You carry the suitcases!” This joke … Read more
A bus full of housewives going on a picnic crashed with no survivors. Each husband cried for a week, but one husband continued for more than two weeks. When asked he replied miserably “My wife missed the bus” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A couple celebrates their 30th anniversary by re-walking their first walk together. They come to the fence against which they first made love. The husband says, “Come on, for old time’s sake. “ The wife agrees and they both undress. Afterwards, the husband says, “You’re even better than you were 30 years ago. “ His … Read more
A man and his wife went to the pharmacy to pick up his prescription for Viagra. Seeing the $10 per pill price his wife was astonished – but then realized “it’s only going to cost us $30 per year. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A bank robber wanted to keep his identity secret, but didn’t wear a balaclava. He told all in the bank not to look at him or he would shoot them. One foolhardy customer sneaked a look, and the robber promptly shot him. The robber asked if anyone else had seen his face. One customer, gazing … Read more
When a woman became engaged, a friend and colleague offered her some advice. “The first ten years are the hardest, “he said. “How long have you been married?” she asked. “Ten years”, he replied. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon’s activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p. m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and … Read more
Harry’s wife says, “Harry, do these jeans make my ass look like the side of the house?” He says, “No, our house isn’t blue. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.