A husband and wife are having financial troubles. They agree she should walk the streets to pick up some extra cash. The husband drops his wife off in the red light area of town, and returns 6 hours later. She gets in the car and says, “Look, I made $40. 50 !” “What jerk gave … Read more
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, “How am I supposed to know? We’re 200 miles inland!” and hangs up. Her husband rolls over and asks, “Sweetheart, who was that?” “I don’t know, some dumb bitch asking if … Read more
Two husbands were having a conversation, First guy says proudly: “My wife’s an angel!” Second guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One day Sven walks into the local pub and announces, “Well boys Svens is getting married. “ As you can imagine all of Sven’s friends were very happy for Sven’s good fortune and they asked, “Who’s the lucky girl?” Sven replied, “Well I am marrying Madge. “ Well, this upset all of Sven’s friends because … Read more
Mr. and Mrs. Apostrophe are divorcing. He found her to be possessive and she hated his contractions. The marriage felt like a sentence. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets in, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Nick. “ The passenger asks “Who?” The cabbie says “Nick Benson. There’s a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It … Read more
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple in their bedroom. The husband turned to his wife and whispered, “Honey, this guy hasn’t seen action in years. If he wants sex, I think it’s best to just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on … Read more
A wife to her husband: “Honey, what are you doing?” “I’m reading our marriage certificate. “ “What for?” “I’m looking for the expiry date… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“So let me get this straight, “the prosecutor says to the defendant, “you came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man. “ “That’s correct, “says the defendant. “Upon which, “continues the prosecutor, “you take out a pistol and shoot your wife, killing her. “ “That’s correct, “says the … Read more
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife made a wish too, but she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled, “It really works!” This joke is included in … Read more