relationships

Husband to wife: ‘I hear you’ve been telling everyone that I’m an idiot.’ Wife: ‘Sorry, I didn’t know it was a secret.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady. Shortly after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: “I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell … Read more

A man and his wife were traveling down the highway when they saw the lights of a patrol car behind them. When they pulled over, the patrol man came up to the window and said, “I am going to give you two tickets. One because you were speeding and one because you didn’t have your … Read more

A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing: “He’s such a sensitive child. Let’s wait until he’s older before we tell him you’re an accountant. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

A man was reading the newspaper during breakfast and said to his wife, “Look at this. Another beautiful actress is going to marry a football player who’s a total dope! I’ll never understand why the biggest jerks get the hottest wives. “ His wife said, ‘Thank you. ‘ This joke is included in the Black … Read more

Two brooms are getting married. Before the ceremony, the bride broom says to the groom broom, “I think I’m going to have a whisk. “ The groom broom says, “How can that be possible? We haven’t even swept together!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister. “What are you doing?” he asks. “Warming up your dinner. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

John asked his wife why she married him. Wife: “Because you are funny. “ John: “I thought it was because I was good in bed?” Wife: “You see? You’re hilarious. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

A man came home, screeching his car into the driveway, and ran into the house. He slammed the door and shouted excitedly, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!” The wife said, “Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?” “Doesn’t matter, “he said, “just as long as you’re out … Read more