Wife to husband: “My mother says I should never have married you. She says you’re effeminate. “ Husband: “Compared to her everyone is. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected the wedding ring. As the girl admired the plain platinum and diamond band, she suddenly looked concerned. “Tell me, “she asked the elderly salesman “is there anything special I’ll have to do to take care of this ring?” With a fatherly smile, the salesman said, “One of … Read more
A guy goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis. Curious, the tattoo artist asks him why he would possibly want that. “Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and a hundred dollars seems to be the … Read more
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. “Excuse me for disturbing you, ma’am, “he said politely, “but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I’ve noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with … Read more
One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says “Oh just a beer”. The bartender asked the man “What’s wrong,why are you so down today?”. The man said “My wife and I got into a fight,and she said she wouldn’t talk to me … Read more
A wife goes on a retreat for work. When she returns, she finds a pair of panties in her dresser that do not belong to her. Furious, she questions her husband. The husband says, “I have no idea where they came from, I don’t do the laundry!” So, the wife goes to the maid and … Read more
On their 25th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Nathan was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. “Tell us Nathan, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?” Nathan responds, “Well, I’ve learned that … Read more
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by. “ “No, “he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?” “It is … Read more
A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. The morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When she … Read more